The GUT Experience

Welcome to my GUT Experience. This page is dedicated to one of my most favorite things, my very cool belly. Now, you are probably wondering, why the hell would I not only be proud of my horizontal extravagance, but revel in it, well just read my answers to the most common questions about this intriguing part of my personality.


Nothing but the GUT F.A.Q.'s


When Did Your Aquire Such a physical enhancement?  

It has taken me a lot of years of hard work and dedication to obtain such a wonderful enhancement. The best way for you to get one yourself, you will need a complete dedication to the daily consumption of roast beef submarines, a gallon of Pepsi, and a regiment of coach sitting and web surfing.

Do this religiously for a few years, and you too can posses a gut as big and glorious as mine.





Why do you share your GUT with the rest of the world?  

I firmly believe that everyone should share their special talents and features with the rest of the world. Granted, not everyone appreciates the visual joys of my belly, but you can not please everybody. However, it seems that with each 'Jesus Christ' I get when I lift my shirt, the more the world wants to see what I've got.

Now, I'm not trying to be a show off, but it's such a great feeling to see the each pedestrian's face light up with wonder every time I expose it to an unsuspecting world. Everytime I hear the sweet words of 'Put it away' or 'Pull down your shirt', my heart warms with the satisfaction of knowing that I succeeded in enriching someone's life experience.




How many differnt places have you shared your GUT?  

I couldn't count how many different places and situations I have shared my GUT with people. I guess you can say that it's mere presence is legendary on the campus of SUNY Brockport and recently at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Now that I am sharing it with you and other internet viewers, this baby has now gone international. One of these days, I hope to even write a book about my GUT. Then, I can share my Gut not only with the world populaous of today, I can now share these wonderful images with futurte generations.






Whats this Special Talent?  

My Gut just isn't known for it's cameo appearences through out my many travels, we have worked hard together to find useful ways it can be used.

As you can see in the picture to the right, My Gut is very plyible, thus it can do many differnt (useually vulgar) impersinations. It also likes to play dress up (see other picts above for examples) and has been known to get pretty freaky on the dance floor (The Truffle Shuffle is its favorite dance).

These talents are fun to perform in front of people, thus my GUT is open to the idea of working weddings, barbeques, bachletette parties, and other group events for food. (Just e-mail me for availibility dates)




How can I have a face-to-face encounter?  

This is simple, if you see this face in your area, just feel fre to ask me to show you it. This is free of charge, although group events incure a charge of food.