MOST USELESS SITES EVER CREATED

Welcome to the growing collection of the most useless web sites on the planet. This listing is meant to be a warning to any web surfer that visting these locations will do nothing to bulster your growth as a human being, save the planet from the shaven yaks or cracked out lemmings from Uranus, or even endow you with worthwhile knowledge that will make you sound important in social situations.

Based upon the degree of worthlessness, each site will be rated accordingly. Since our esteemed President seems to be such a good judge of the worthless (See Tax Reform Policy), we'll be using his head as a marker of uselessness. As the Bush Head-o-Meter grows, so does the pure uselessness of that site.

Why does a site get listed here? Well, it's not nessesarily based soly on site content, visual appeal, or navigation (though these areas could play a part). Basically, these sites have no real 'value' and still are fun to look or gauk at, but good luck learning anything earth shattering. remember, just because its worthless, doesn't mean that its not amusing!!

Do you know of any sites that are worthy of getting head from Bush? Send them in to us at boomstickjames@hotmail.com

 

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Site Name Comment(s) Presidential Head Count
 
  
These people have too much time on their hands.
 
Porno for Fluffy.
 
Always new that he was the strange one.
 
The only good use for a furby.
 
George could use one of these.
A really interesting comedian web site, for the insane.
 
   
This earns the 'what the hell' award for today.
     
This takes port-a-potty's to a new level?!
 
 
This is really different.
 
Kinda like a joke/parody/humor web site. Very Entertaining
     
Turn any website into a porno text site today!!
     
Pride for Mullet Hair-dos? This site definately has the what the hell? factor going on here.
     
Finally a club that caters to tha a-hole in all of us.
     
Another colorful use of a wasted domain name.
      
A great FAQ on fecal matter.
     
Just what it sais...can't beleve someone Registered the site name.
 
Some guy takes pictures of his nipples for you...strange isn't the correct word.
 
This guy has such a dirty navel....NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
 
Viva Le Ressitance!!! This site tells you to Free Your Tags now!!
  
Click the link to find the answer...
 
 
This sounds like CNN reporting to me....
 
This guy really doesn't like you clicking on his web site.
 
   
While I don't have a problem with born-agains, this site is so full of pro-christian proporganda (we are talking Nazi level here) tailored in the style of CNN that one has a hard time figuring out what is pure jaded BS or real 'news'. Its good for a cheap laugh though, if your in the mood for skewed reporting, that is.
 
   
Being an eye doctors nightmare, this site has you stare at your screen for a long time. What do you win? well, blindness is the consolation prize.
   
Attention Bovine Lovers!! Go to this site now and get your own customized Heffer!!
 
   
Just imagine if the cast of Scooby-Doo! went Goth!!!
 
   
This isn't as worthless as most, however, writing words on a calculator...didn't you get sent to the office for that in school? ( I liked to spell BOOBS, DIE, and ASSHOLE too much)
  
   
Definately not as good as the real thing...
 
   
Gives information about those who suffer from Shopping Cart Abuse?
 
   
We think this has something to do with a tv show...you know one of those crappy tv public access jobbers...
 
   
Hey look, it's Prince's oriental cousin and his website tells you how great a catch he would be!
   
Come and stare at the Portrait of Nothing.
     
It's one of those Kids edition sites; unlike ESPN or Sports Illustarted, its for the NRA! Bush REALLY Likes this.
   
Not sure if this is trying to be a ligit bible-thumper web site, but hey, theres got to be something cool about Betty...at least she's honest about how she feels about you.
  
Hey, this is like CBN, but honest about how they deal with 'non-believers' of the 'faith'.(really funny)
       
If religion bores you, just become athiest!
 

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