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THE COCKPIT
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| Welcome to the place I spend most of my existence. From here, I inject my many strange ideas and thoughts into an unsuspecting world. Click on the numbers above to see what each component of the cockpit does. |
Don't let this cute plush creature fool you, Carrots can be a devious rabbit who converses with my internal voices all the time. In fact, If I didn't add him to this picture...oh...the grotesque things that could of happened (why do all rabbits have to be evil?).
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My computer, aka the Bastard Twat, is my link to this universe of knowledge. I use it to do many different things, from filling the cyber highway with useles..er useful crap such as this site to taking care of many important personal needs (Bills scores and Porno picts are important).
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This spacific bottle is just another addition to the growing collection of empty plastic caffine containers that occupy my domain on a regular basis.While Coke, Pepsi,and Mountain Dew are the more famous creatures here, it appears that any container is welcome as long as it pays the 'Drain Till Dry' tax to myself. Remeber kiddies, Caffine isn't just GOOD FOR YOU...Caffine is GOD!
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When I get bored of my computer, I run a role playing game with Keith as well as other people from Brockport.
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I tend to collect a ton of useless nickknack crap, and the best of the best make it to the place of honor, the top of my computer monitor. Currently, a piece of fake shit, Virbro the wonder 'dog', and crakchead furby reside in this penthouse suite (if this is the best they got, just imagine where the rejects have gone!?).
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6: The Friggin Libray of The Useless
Of all the crap that lives within my domain, these are the residents that collect the most dust. I admit that I'm not an advid reader, which is cooky for a part time author. I guess it would be fair to say that I'd rather create than enjoy the creations. (I spend most of my life creating web pages instead of surfing them).
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This is the largest and most crouded area of my domain. Many differnt things have flowed through the gates of this floorless shanty town of the Michellanious. The most prominent residents are the minions of the evil paper monster, Mayor Random Dustbunny, and residents of the Caffine Resouvour come to visiti from time to time.
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